wet with words

when a dude can text a girl the right words that turn her on.

Chris : dude check this out i got this girl totally into me.She wants to come over tonight to fuck me.
Dude: dude isn't she Tylor's ex girl?
Chris : ya but that never stopped me.
Dude:your to good at getting them wet with words
Chris :I know

by PizzaManDude October 03, 2014

wet tax

The act of giving oral sex in exchange for goods or services

My manager just imposed a strict wet tax on the entire company. I guess i'll be staying after hours :(

by ImTheTaxMan January 11, 2019

Wet Glitching

It’s deprived from the Latin word tupclintu and can be used as a hip turn of rain, crying, showers, sweat, and as the young people like to say turn up (By: The Ultimate Tiara Rich)

Examples:

It’s wet glitching outside.
The baby is wet glitching.

Why did you wet glitching on the toilet seat.

by The Ultimate Inventor (Tete) August 21, 2019

wet curdle

A highly addictive and dangerous drug consisting

Two lines of cocaine
Three ml of NyQuil

1 shot of ever-clear
4 ounces of cough syrup
Boiled at 200 degrees
3 oz of peyote cacti shavings
1 oz of chloroform

Cannibis indica
Mixed with two pounds of cake badder

And 24 oz of sweet Mexican black tar heroine

Redd:Dude Travis OD’d on wet curdle
Jared: damn the way he would’ve wanted
Jackson:he was kang

by Ryazaki Redd January 19, 2018

wet valley

A term used to describe a female's moist genitalia when aroused.

Ben was thrilled with Lucy's wet valley, especially after only a few minutes of foreplay.

by Super Fox January 21, 2014

Wet Brag

When someone brags about something he thinks is great but is actually lame and that fact that he's bragging about it makes it worse and makes you wonder what he does when he's alone.

Friend 1: Did you hear? Blake's been bragging he collected all the My Little Pony happy meal toys
Friend 2: Really? What a wet brag, I wonder what he does in his free time
Friend 1: Probably writes MLP fanfics

by Brief Velkoz April 14, 2021

Wet Ned

The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.

Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned

by Lil pierre October 14, 2015