Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad

He's GAYbriel

Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad

by bruh idk. im not einstien December 11, 2023

Jesus Lansus

A term that describes, when your really surprised, confused, mad or rattled?

Bernie: Hey Pev, guess what... Skelator is in front of the house!

Pev: Oh my Jesus Lansus

by Darson Bishop May 3, 2011

jesus stick

a vape

Hey Bobbie, can I see your Jesus stick for a sec?

by cattle graze April 6, 2019

fish jesus

idk my mom yelled at me for saying it so i figured it was on here.

I swear to fish jesus!

by totally not an 11 year old May 16, 2015

Jesus it’s early

When you wake up at 3 in the afternoon and need a beer.

Jesus it’s early, lys, get me a beer!

by Junior A god August 1, 2018

jesus

a name that you cant legally call your kid because the word contains the word sus

guy1: jesus, more like je (sus)
guy2: getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead

by rory senpai May 8, 2021

OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?

An expression of deep anxiety and dissatisfaction with a situation.

Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.

You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?

by yeetsondamalker January 6, 2022