Used to refer to extremely hot or ugly girls (it should be blatantly obvious whether the hot mess is used in a positive or negative connotation).
The girl walking by in the pink skirt was definitely a hot mess, I would love to Eiffel Tower her in my bedroom.
by Squad September 22, 2005
Get the Hot Messmug. To preserve or sustain Marijuana or Cannibus smoke while closely and firmly united or packed together, occupying little space with others
by Rhythmjunkie March 2, 2007
Get the Hot boxmug. by Joe King March 5, 2004
Get the hot lunchmug. The extremely rare, discomfiting, and alarming phenomenon where one's scrotum makes contact with the water in a sit toilet. Attributed to the confluence of hot weather, which makes the sack hang especially low, and a plugged toilet, which makes the water level especially high. This hot/cold disparity amplifies the shock of the completely unexpected immersion.
Albert nearly had a coronary from the hot tea episode in the men's room stall at the Sizzler. The shocking, icy grip of the rising water on his dangling nuts made him catapult off of the toilet seat.
by Herr Stehpinkler August 6, 2010
Get the hot teamug. A retail store in Denham Springs, Louisiana that sells smoking accessories and adult novelties. It is the only store of it's kind in Livingston Parish. They also have much better prices on glass pipes than any similar store in the surrounding parishes.
FUCK! I dropped my pipe. Guess I'm gonna save some time and money and head to Hot Box to get a new one.
by Facebook.com/HotBox225 July 19, 2012
Get the Hot Boxmug. by matt October 21, 2003
Get the hot lunchmug. Hot Topic is a store where a medley of goths (and/or wannabe goths), punks (and/or wannabe punks), and {insert any other stupid stereo-types you can think of}, etc. dwell. Usually you'll see some of them actually standing in front of the store rather than shopping in it, but that's only because they have no lives.
Every time I walk by HT there are always the same superficial dullards wondering around in either all black, some queer punk pants (you know, those that are cut right under the knee), or some in fruity colors i.e. yellow and stripes. I almost feel sorry for them but I've decided I shouldn't sink that low.
Overall, the store is pretty shitty. Nothing exclusive and all over-priced. Anyways, try to shun all posers who shop there. They've been known to lower your I.Q.
Every time I walk by HT there are always the same superficial dullards wondering around in either all black, some queer punk pants (you know, those that are cut right under the knee), or some in fruity colors i.e. yellow and stripes. I almost feel sorry for them but I've decided I shouldn't sink that low.
Overall, the store is pretty shitty. Nothing exclusive and all over-priced. Anyways, try to shun all posers who shop there. They've been known to lower your I.Q.
Typical HT consumer: Man, being an anarchist would be great! I know! I'll start by shopping at Hot Topic!
Me: Lesbian porn sure is awesome. I think I might go to FYE and buy some.
Typical HT consumer: Dude! That is like mad gay! Hail Lussiff--whatever that guy's name is.
Me: Lesbian porn sure is awesome. I think I might go to FYE and buy some.
Typical HT consumer: Dude! That is like mad gay! Hail Lussiff--whatever that guy's name is.
by Pandemoniac January 19, 2004
Get the Hot Topicmug.