lead rule

The negative outcome of the Golden Rule.

You treat me like shit and I will do the same, no questions asked.

Karen decided to take her Kareness out on me, so I gave her a taste of the Lead Rule.

by slangctionary November 09, 2021

Step rule

The step rule defines the only instance in which a family member having sex with another family member is not incest. This situation is where the relationship has step- in the name i.e. Stepsister, stepfather, etc.

Person 1: Is that porn incest?

Person 2: No, it's the step rule

by General secrecy July 03, 2019

offside rule

Something every guy will ask you to define when a girl will tell them they like football.

Amanda: i like football too!!
Bryton, willy and chad in unison: OH YEAH? tell us what the offside rule is then...
Amanda: leaves

by Yeri♡ May 13, 2023

Rule 99

Hitler’s law

If it exists, Hitler has reacted to it (most likely the Downfall version of Hitler)

See also: Rule 99.9

If he has not yet reacted to it, he will

Videos or gifs of Hitler reacting to memes and pop culture that came into existence over 70 years after the fall of the Third Reich which in any event would have absolutely no relevance to an unhinged tyrant watching his world collapse around him is a perfect example of rule 99

Hitler reacts to the new Call of Duty - textbook rule 99

by Alex-2598 February 25, 2021

bathroom rule

When your in the bathroom and there has to be at least one urinal between the two guys to make sure neither of them is gay.

Richard didn't follow the bathroom rule and I'm pretty sure he's gay

by Rules to live by November 06, 2017

Rule 1999

If it is a game, there is a roblox copy of it.

A: Did you hear about the new Changed clone on Roblox now?
B: Really now? A furry fetish game on Roblox of ALL places?
A: Yes, ever read Rule 1999 on the internet?

by Marzsala February 22, 2023

The 40 Percent Rule

When your mind tells you that you're exhausted, fried, and totally tapped out, you're really only 40 percent done. You still have 60 percent left in your tank.

The 40 Percent Rule is when your mind tells your body to give up when pushed passed maximum limits. It’s what I use to push beyond my human limits. To achieve and become a God. The One Above All. Him.

by Cosmic Garou January 29, 2024