Straight Anakin

When you get catfished by a fat girl on a dating app so you have a one night stand with her and wipe your nut on the side of her bed

“Dude, where were you at 1:34 in the morning?”

“Well I WAS excited to hook up with my date. But her picture showed a 7.5 and she was a 4, so I gave her Straight Anakin and dipped.”

by Reddycolt December 28, 2025

straightshot

The action of being direct, straight, and getting the job done.

“Are you going from St. Francis to East London, straightshot”

by Jack Hunckleberry January 6, 2026

Japanese Straight

In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)

Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.

Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.

by DJ Doo Wop Dago June 4, 2009

Twisted straight

Refers to using irony and parody in sense of truth

A Twisted straight appears to lie at an angle to tell the honest truth.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

birthday straightlike

When you go up a friends Facebook feed liking every happy birthday post to him/her.

I just gave you a birthday straightlike.

by richardtation August 10, 2012

As straight as a roman road

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013

raw straight up

Jamaican expression meaning telling the real truth without tact, embellishment or consideration for the other person;s feelings. Also a pseudonym for rough anal sex. or for drinking liquor without additives.

She tole dat raw straight up man, no chaser.

by NanaZ December 16, 2013