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The broxbourne school

The broxbourne school is meant to be the best school in hertfordshire, but is like a prison. Care more about your fake tan and eye brows than your actual eduction. Getting beat up? don’t care. Skipping lessons? don’t care. Have hair lower than a number 2? your getting kicked out. Walk into the girls toilets and you’ll find Nigel or someone having a breakdown. Walk into the boys toilets and it’s a war zone. The pupils almost all have anger issues and the school has holes in the walls. The school care more about the state of your shoes than your actual wellbeing. Don’t even go there about using your phone. Warning do not throw a chair at a PE teacher!
The Broxbourne School: WHY ARE YOU WEARING TRAINERS?

Pupil: IDK

the Broxbourne School: 5 DAY INCLUSION
by 74738292 April 24, 2020
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The Hammond School

The Hammond School is actually a mental asylum for kids who don’t know they’re mentally unstable
They say it’s where performance matters, but the egg cakes matter much more.

The food on the weekends is iconic because it’s not actually edible and double ballet kills is the death of us all

RIP to all of those dead Hammond Students who’s bodies are stored behind Giselle in Clovelly, at least now you know why it smells so bad.
The Hammond School student- I’m mentally insane 🙃
by Wrong answers only February 13, 2020
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High School

A competitive place where you chances to fulfil your hopes and dreams and attend an ivy league school are ruined due to high grades that you didn't achieve

a place where teachers suck

a time when you can never sleep, have fun or free time again

A place where popular, materialistic, wealthy, rich, spoiled, preppy, snobby, smart, or pretty and catty brats only fit in because they have better grades, better clothes, talent, money, more friends, property, status and hair than you do :)
In high school, the catty girls are all so rich and snobby, she has more friends because her clothes and hand bag are from bloomingdales, they're so perfect their personalities are so fake and catty. They all listen to the latest hip music that you heard 3 months later than they did, laugh at things that aren't funny, and drive their bmw's or range rovers. They turn theur music up loud in their cars during lunch so the whole street can hear, but they only know the lyrics, not you, so they laugh cuz they thin they are so cool, some act like air heads, but ironically get straight A's, dumb bitches with 1300 fake friends on facebook, they want to be known, they act like whores of fb and have 1500 pictures of themsekves on facebook of their body and airbrushed faces, they think everyone likes them, and they don't like you

they turn the bathroom into a whorehouse by stinking up the bathroom with CHANEL perfume
by Emenemenie Jones November 27, 2011
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Residential schools

Horrible forcing school to teach people from otherparts of the world to speak and understand their language. And more
Person one: man, weren’t residential schools crap?
Person two: hell yeah man they sucked.
by Bruh_bruh_bruh_bruhhhhh October 19, 2021
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School drama

Something that we all know kids in middle school or high school be doing every fucking time they even show up because one day they'll be bffs right... NEXT DAY THEY"LL BE AT EACH OTHERS THROATS FOR NO FUCKIN REASON LIKE STFU
Girl 1- Talking shit

Girl 2- I just showed up

Girl 1- BITCHES LETS GET THIS BITCH
Me- ...Plz end me ;-;
Boy 1- Yo I can't believe that the patriots lost the superbowl

Boy 2- WDYM THEIR ASS
Boy 1- TF U MEAN ONLY REASON WHY YALL WON WAS BECAUSE ALL OUR PLAYERS WERE INJURED

Boy 2- YO KEEP SCREAMING AT ME SEE WHAT HAPPENS
*Boys start fighting*
Me-*Leaves school* Fucking hate school drama
by Ittz_Random June 13, 2018
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Trinity School

An all boys school which encourages most students to be gay. 99% of graduates end up being bent and most of them take it up the arse from their dad.
Did you say you went to trinity school?
- Yes!

AHAHA you are fuck*ng gay
by Raw Pousey January 30, 2020
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School Lockdown

A threat affecting certain school environments. It could be minor, or serious. A minor one would allow class to continue, on the condition that no one can leave the room. A serious one could mean there's imminent danger, and you need to be hidden, quiet, and vigilant. They're always to be taken seriously, because you never know if it's a false alarm or not.
Man, I still can't believe this damn place called a school lockdown cuz a toilet broke.
by SKRealTime February 2, 2019
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