Potato Man

A potato that is part man

and he is weird :|

A person:I’m Potato Man!
Everybody else:yes you are

by ØnØ November 30, 2021

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

Potato Sandwich

where you put chips in a sandwich. I could describe it in three words So Fucking Awesome

Yo try this. what is it A potato sandwich

by lit boy 1234 October 22, 2018

Baked Potato

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.

"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."

by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014

Ionized potato

A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.

Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.

by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022

Potato

A food that does not taste good raw and is used in French fries and mashed potatoes. It is most commonly baked with butter.

"I ate a raw potato and it was so bad" "I ate a baked potato and it was so good"

by Oogaboogacavemanhehe June 23, 2021

Smash potatoes

Smash potatoes

What does the phase smash potatoes mean

by anonymous November 7, 2020