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Wet yogurt

Someone who is a bit of a wanker and very full of themselves
Fucking hell don’t you reckon that tony from love island is a total wet yogurt?
by wastemannn251 September 2, 2020
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Wet

When someone calls you wet means that your acting scary
He is soo wet brudda.

Why is he moving wet it's not even dat deep you pumplex
by Fng glow September 9, 2020
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Wet Splats

Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.

People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.

Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
Wow, those Wet Splats were intense. I might not be able to fall asleep again after that.
by Father Jerry September 15, 2020
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Wet Gobbler

When you eat a girls pussy+big ass from the back while she is super wet.
I gave Hannah a wet gobbler last night, she’s a wet one!
by Urban_di!ck7788 September 20, 2020
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Wet Fart

A fart that was released while showering giving a kind of wet sensation in your butt
You: My butt felt really weird and warm after I farted.
Friend: you must have had a wet fart
by Webslice October 21, 2020
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Wetness

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

-Derek Zoolander
Definition of Wetness for Kids who can't read good.
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.
“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
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