job interview pubes

This is an occurrence similar to "man-scaping", but takes place before a long anticipated job interview for a job desperately needed. It is a level of preparedness that anticipates any and all scenarios including demeaning sexual acts.

Guy A: I can't wait for my second job interview at Red Lobster.

Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....

Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....

Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.

by Goblin Green June 8, 2017

Presidential Hand Job

When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.

aka PHJ

'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'

by MeltStuff February 16, 2017

i phone job

Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.

Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.

by Liberation Theology January 7, 2020

Unicorn Paint Job

When a woman female ejaculates on a man (paint job) whilst inserting a finger into the mans asshole (unicorn)

"You guys wont believe this! A guy asked me to give him a Unicorn Paint Job, on the second date!"

by OriginalSassyPants June 26, 2012

Pity job (PJ)

Handjob or blowjob given generously out of pity to someone who has never received one or will most likely never receive one in the near future.

" Hey Sharron, why don't you give my boy a little Pity job (PJ), you know, a PJ?"
"I don't know, I don't think I can."
"C'mon! He's needs this!"
" Well... I guess it must be done..."

by Jenna Noleen August 28, 2011

Hawaiian lick job

When you’ve pulled a Hawaiian man and his choad is so wide it can’t fit in any hole, the only option is to lick it.

His choad was so wide I had to give him a Hawaiian lick job

by Choad hag December 4, 2021

Mountainous Blow Job

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.

Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"

by Zack N119 December 21, 2020