Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

Rits Craker

a big

dingdong rits craker

by Daddy Julio December 17, 2022

Eli crackrock

A young agricultural cracked out gypsy. Great on his feet. Even sweater in the sheets.

Eli crackrock is comin to get ya

by Eli crackrock May 25, 2023

get cracked

Cracked
/krakt/ adj

Internet/gaming term for being insanely good at something

www. getcracked .gg

He's so good at the game, he doesn't miss! He always wins!

I'm trying to get cracked like that kid

by www.getcracked.gg May 30, 2023

butt cranker

Somebody who cranks butt

Marcus: I heard from John at the store that Chance is a butt cranker!

by check4567 July 12, 2024

yard cranker

A firefighter or volley, who would rather play in the yard and watch as a home burns then go inside.

As the firefighters mad entry to the burning home the yard Crankerr’s stood and watched

by Standard mike January 22, 2024

gooch cranker

Marie Antoinette's dildo cranking assistant

hand maid please come be my gooch cranker!!

by Famic0m February 24, 2024