cheese pull

A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. You consume the cheese in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.

I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed a cheese pull on him. It saved our marriage!

by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021

Cheese Witch

A bird that talks strange cheesy shite. Like my mates ex-girl.

Cheese Witch: Some chatter box chick.. talking shite.. and you zone out.. too much cheese.

by dexcellent August 3, 2009

Bunk Cheese

(adj.)

A word that describes an unattractive female.

A girl that is less than a 3 on a 1-10 scale.

Example, Bunk Cheese Yo, man that chick is bunk cheese.

by DR.FLGD December 8, 2009

biggy cheese

a dank meme that shows a fat rat singing "Mr.BoomBastick" by Shaggy

BIGGY CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BIGGY CHEESE December 21, 2016

Cheese Toasty

When a guy ejaculates into a woman’s vagina, and then the woman proceeds to sit on a radiator, cauterising her vagina closed and cooking the mans cum inside her. Hence the name, cheese toasty.

Dave: So you’ll never guess what Jenner let me do last night
Chad: Bro did you give her a cheese toasty...
Dave: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by CheeseToasty July 12, 2019

Cheese Baby

A person who deletes their shitty, incorrect takes on Twitter

After Georgia completed their comeback in the Rose Bowl, Nick deleted all of his Pro-Oklahoma tweets like a total cheese baby.

by Cheese baby January 3, 2018

hippo-cheese

Spoken through the ages by hoopy froods with fascinations for monkies, cheese, hippos and smelly hippies. Hippo cheese has a variety of different meanings depending on the word put in front of it. It is used to enphasize a point in a hoopy way, that makes all around very confused or relaxed and groovy.

Dave Heeley is such a stupid hippo cheese. (He's a wanker)
Johnny Depp is such a froody hippo cheese. (Cooooool)
What a schnozzle of a hippo cheese. (That's confusing)

by David Noble June 10, 2004