Rat

The sweetest animal every known to mankind, but usually has the misconception of being dirty with rabies and disease. They are the second cleanest animals in the world (ps, rodents can’t get rabies, dumbass). Great pet material. Rats are fun and cuddly and smart and love to explore. They poop a lot tho and eat everything. I love rats, and you should too!

Person 1: Rats are fucking gross
Person 2 (smart one): die

by JoonLovesCrabs April 15, 2021

Rat shit

A codename for “send 😩 audio”

Hey, you should rat shit

by i_am_hairlesscat June 20, 2022

Rat

A person you cannot trust, and lies to you continually.

Stacy : have you seen Trevor?
Rebecca : no he such a f*cking rat

by 박 나리 November 30, 2016

Whole Wheat Rat

A person who has lots of multi grains. They are a person who has a fantasy for rats and they like to make innapropriate jokes. This type of person is a rat and hates neo nazis and furries.

That humanoid is a whole wheat rat.

by #fuckmeintheasscuzilovejesus November 19, 2018

Rat-Bastard

1. A particularly nasty piece of work. A real jackass. Someone you’d rather beat with a brick until they stop twitching then interact with. Not a nice chap by any means.

2. A jocular way to compliment your friend. Sly, sneaky, clever. Works with Magnificent Bastard as well

Option 1:
That rat-bastard stole my car!

Option 2:
You rat-bastard! How are you?

by Octagonal Revolver April 2, 2022

Chimichangas Rat

A rat commonly found inside a chimichanga (razin) within its lies the magical fuid all of goodness and plesantness

I found a chimichangas rat
who was it :)
razin

by Chimichangas ratinvertoer October 4, 2022

Rat Mouth

The Rat Mouth is a mostly noctournal mammal who will mate with anything with a pulse. It's natural habitat encompasses all local watering holes and consumes copious amounts of alcohol. They are often forced to habitually migrate from one hole to another due to Alligator Mouth (see definition below), slander and libel (grafitti) to others and other henious acts. The Rat Mouth will puff up and instigate then call in reinforcements and cowardly call the law when they can no longer handle difficult prey. It will have the law on speed dial and inform the activities of it's former watering hole. Extreme caution should be used if you encounter a Rat Mouth. Do not befriend it, it is parasitic in nature and when all resources are exhausted it will turn on you with the above traits.

Watch out for her. She has a huge Rat Mouth and can not be trusted.

by People Watchers April 27, 2014