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Mountainous Blow Job

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.
Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
by Zack N119 December 21, 2020
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sneaky paint job

When someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.
Last night I gave Ally a sneaky paint job she woke up and thought someone put glue on her
by Lil-Ernie169 July 10, 2017
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Unicorn Paint Job

When a woman female ejaculates on a man (paint job) whilst inserting a finger into the mans asshole (unicorn)
"You guys wont believe this! A guy asked me to give him a Unicorn Paint Job, on the second date!"
by OriginalSassyPants June 26, 2012
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i phone job

Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.
Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.
by Liberation Theology January 7, 2020
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Akhiok Snow Job

A toothless blowjob given in exchange for drugs from a family member (usually a first or second cousin)
Dave gave his aunt's daughter a bump for an Akhiok snow job.
by Messyjiggler77 November 23, 2013
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Hawaiian lick job

When you’ve pulled a Hawaiian man and his choad is so wide it can’t fit in any hole, the only option is to lick it.
His choad was so wide I had to give him a Hawaiian lick job
by Choad hag December 4, 2021
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Wyoming throat job

When a man sticks his dick deep into a womans throat and she uses her hand to jack off his dick in her throat
I picked up a girl from the bar last night and she gave me a Wyoming throat job. I've never came so hard in my life.
by Andronhel March 11, 2023
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