A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.
Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
by Zack N119 December 21, 2020
Get the Mountainous Blow Job mug.When someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.
by Lil-Ernie169 July 10, 2017
Get the sneaky paint job mug.When a woman female ejaculates on a man (paint job) whilst inserting a finger into the mans asshole (unicorn)
by OriginalSassyPants June 26, 2012
Get the Unicorn Paint Job mug.Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.
Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.
by Liberation Theology January 7, 2020
Get the i phone job mug.A toothless blowjob given in exchange for drugs from a family member (usually a first or second cousin)
by Messyjiggler77 November 23, 2013
Get the Akhiok Snow Job mug.When you’ve pulled a Hawaiian man and his choad is so wide it can’t fit in any hole, the only option is to lick it.
by Choad hag December 4, 2021
Get the Hawaiian lick job mug.When a man sticks his dick deep into a womans throat and she uses her hand to jack off his dick in her throat
I picked up a girl from the bar last night and she gave me a Wyoming throat job. I've never came so hard in my life.
by Andronhel March 11, 2023
Get the Wyoming throat job mug.