Stalking Farts

To leave an area to fart but it follows back to the area with the person

Well at least I walked out the car, it's not like I knew I had the Stalking Farts

by BAL612 August 28, 2015

Sync-Fart

When you and your friend synchronize fart and exchange glances.

Dude, Mark and I keep sync-farting.. it's hilarious.

by nigy, how are you? October 9, 2015

Fart Genie

When your relaxing on the couch and let out an SBD, but it doesn't disseminate. Instead, it forms an invisible solid rancid vapor shaft that lingers in one spot, rarely moving thus forcing you and any bypassers to waft in the skanky, dank, wet odiferous fumes of the fart genie.

To the exotic sounds of eastern music, my ass queefed and released a shaft from ceiling to ground; an invisible fart genie that belly danced its way around the room, stopping in the hallway and choking to death any bypassers.

by [e-mail] July 3, 2016

Rattle fart

Flatulating in rapid fire

John's rattle fart sounded like a semi-automatic weapon

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 24, 2016

fart cake

Fart Cake. A funny backhanded way of calling someone a piece of shit.

Dude #1; Dude, did that guy just cut in line in front of you?
Dude #2; Yup, what a fart cake!

by Bauxb August 11, 2016

Fart sneeze

This is when you sneeze into another mans anus hole and then farting In his mouth

"Please Fart sneeze on me Rick"

by Chowisme123 November 5, 2016

toothbrushy fart

Farts come with such a wonderful sounds, smells, and durations. Their tactile "feel" when exiting, which is too-often ignored, can be delightful to compare and contrast. A rare but interesting variety, the toothbrushy fart has considerable gas volume, but exits very rapidly, in a single raspy rip. The blast of gas gives the sensation of a toothbrush being used to clean and polish the pipe.

John: "I've just had the most marvelous toothbrushy fart!"

David: "That must have been a tremendous pleasure! Do you feel shiny clean and scrubbed? I can't remember the last time I had one, I am so jealous!"

by Marshall Fazione November 19, 2016