a gay brown cunt. He gets freaky in bed and will grab a peperonni and chees sarnie and shove it up big dick ricks ass and fuck till the sandwich is grilled from the big dick friction. People love to hate him. Hes packing though, making even straight guys fall for him. I can speak for this. I accidentally slipped onto him and we did 'it' for a whopping 5 hours until he finally finished in my kidney. He lets it crust so that his future boyfriend can pick the crust off.
hes a dirty boy, that jolly indian,jai . Hes a very stinky boy though. He never changes and eats his deodorant instead of applying it to his moist jungle pits. He smells like roti with curry after a coming out someones bootyhole. EW

I can smell the Stinky Jai a mile away from here.

the Stinky Jai by skibidome August 11, 2024

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The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).

Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.

The Turbo Jack by mali69 August 21, 2024

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The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.

The Ol Joseph Smith by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

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The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me how this girl gave him The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the chrome off a Cadillac.

The Ol Joseph Smith by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

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