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ham sandwiched

When you get pumped so hard that your vagina turns into a ham sanwich.
by thisiserin June 29, 2018
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Shit Sandwich

The act of eating ones ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe their ass.
I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!
by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020
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BLUMPKIN Sandwich

The glorious action of recieving amazing head, while suffering from a disastrous taco Tuesday melt down and you whip out your master Chef skills and whip up a sandwich on his/her head before they swallow your load.
One Chad to another Chad

"BROOO you know that chick Stephanie dude?? Shes bangin dude!!! But you'll never guess what happened last night bro. Like, me and that chick Stephanie were totally getting it on dude, and I made her eat a blumpkin sandwich dude. It was glorious
by DR-Semi-Philish. July 3, 2019
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Eatting sandwiches and chips

I’m eatting sandwiches and chips
by 3I3ah February 8, 2021
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Fart Sandwich

A fart of such strong intensity that it can be tasted, and remains of which linger in the nose and mouth.
Everyone cleared the room after eating the dog’s fart sandwich.
by Dr Irka January 2, 2021
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Saucy sue sandwich

When wet Susan rips her panties straight off and rubs them in cais hair
by Tony Michaels December 23, 2020
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Crunchy sandwich de el salv

Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.

You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.

This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.
I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.
by The all knowing I June 16, 2022
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