Leydin: How dare you hang out wif my ex boyfriend!
Me: hey hey... you know were friends! dont have a shit trip man!
Me: hey hey... you know were friends! dont have a shit trip man!
by SunshineeLuvsYou April 13, 2011
Get the Shit Trip mug.An advanced technique of unclogging a giant turd. Typically wielded by a man of high intelligence visiting a foreign country. A confident man doesn’t hesitate at a toilet clog, instead he grabs a a fork and says bitch get this now.
He takes the fork and begins aggressively rotating, almost as if he was making a milkshake. This breaks up the turd and allows it to be flushed after the 9th attempt.
He takes the fork and begins aggressively rotating, almost as if he was making a milkshake. This breaks up the turd and allows it to be flushed after the 9th attempt.
by Julesfools December 29, 2019
Get the shit fork mug.A penis covered in shit to put it simply. Can be used for straight and homo speak. Aptly named for anal with consequences, chilli dogin' deliciousness fun times. Aslo is someone is attempting to be clever with horrible poetry one may call them Sir William Shit-speare.
Billy was ramming ass Jimmy furiously! Billy upon shooting his load into the quivering rectum of Jimmy pulled out and shown his taco meat covered shit spear as a trophy. Jimmy quickly took a pic and sent it to his FB account. Then collapsed, his face grazing the bouncing semiflacid shitspear across his lip, effectively giving the Shitler to Jimmy. Ah...true romance William Shit-speare wrote of these things.
by Mr. Nate April 20, 2015
Get the shit spear mug.A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.
Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!
So thats why i threw up this morning.
So thats why i threw up this morning.
by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010
Get the shit-hammered mug.Whenever one has to defacate so badly that the person jumps on the toilet and releases escrament at the sane time. The person then misses the hole of the toilet, and defecates on the seat itself. The person then gets up and looks around, then preforming the wall wipe technique. The person leaves the shit on the toilet and wall for the next person to see.
The man coming from the bathroom of the public swimming pool in Little Rock, AR left a seat shit for the non existant janitor.
by Bulletzebra February 24, 2015
Get the seat shit mug.by Chad Merwin April 20, 2007
Get the shit puller mug."Just look at that toilet you fucking shit spackler!"
"Kevin you shit spackler that bathroom was clean before you got here"
"Kevin you shit spackler that bathroom was clean before you got here"
by Arsen_The_Swine December 6, 2017
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