I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.

by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019

run-o-phobic

Being actively against people who run

figure 1: i just ran all the way here
figure 2: oh sorry i can't accept that
figure 1: what why??
figure 2: I'm run-o-phobic, AND PROUD

by cacacacacacacaca08 December 3, 2021

Cookie run: Kingdom

A game was made by Devsisters on January 21st, 2021. Decorate your kingdom, clear stages, play arena, and cookie alliance.

Terminated EN channel on 13th June

Is cookie run: Kingdom fun?
Go see the review...

by User138 June 18, 2022

fudge run

When you're about to take an explosive poop, so you have to find the nearest bathroom.

“Be right back, I gotta take a fudge run.”

by Fudgerynnm May 16, 2025

run-on salad

A verbal statement or block of text that is both word salad and a run-on sentence, often in the form of a string of words filled with scattered thoughts and no punctuation. A common form of communication among illiterates and former presidents.

Ever since Elon Musk took over twitter, a lot of posts there seem to be run-on salad from weirdos and Boomers.

by Casual Observer 4565 January 10, 2024

Windy Run

When you have to fart but don't trust it.

had to fart but more was coming out It was a windy Run

So I had to run to the toilette!!

by Trap Dandy September 12, 2020

Running Latte

When you're running late because you've stopped for coffee. Or, you're already running late, so you stop for coffee anyway.

Hey, I'll be there in 15 minutes, in just running latte.

by DrJones1603 November 2, 2023