Potato Masher

First World War slang for an anti-tank grenade, because it looks like a potato masher.

A: do you have a potato masher?
B: this *gives anti-tank grenade to A*
A: WTF dude do you want to kill me?!
B: You were the one who said you needed a potato masher.

by anonymous February 22, 2024

Potato Chipping

Where you go down on a chick. Don't wash your face after, and then the next day you peel the residue off and eat it. Like lays I bet you can't eat just one.

Potato Chipping -Man I went down on this girl last night and her potato chips the next morning tasted so good.

by Kmbrigade March 11, 2023

Potato

Life

the

only

reason

to

exist
And

Is
Best
Thing
To
Grace
The
Earth

Potato is life potato is all

by Wagstaff Don't Starve April 23, 2022

two potato

two dicks

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

by twopot8o September 12, 2016

poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.

princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.

by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023

Dangerous Potato

A dangerous potato is something that lives in some people's stomach, but don't worry too much cause it's usually found in animal's stomachs.

Hey mom. I saw a dangerous potato when I was eating that fish.

by You_are_beautiful June 1, 2021

Silent Potato

An Irish man that is silent and does not say anything.

A silent but potato smelling fart.

Someone that considers it a sin to not eat the potato skins

Kieran B. is a irishman that says nothing damn he must be a silent potato

You dont eat the skins ! Oh My god thats terrible, said Kieran B.

by Kiki's Bestfrend April 13, 2009