Potato Discount

When adding a product worth less than $2.99 makes your overall Amazon order cheaper.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping — otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.
I needed my order fast and didn’t want to pay $2.99 for overnight shipping, so I added a $0.69 potato to my cart. That Potato Discount saved me $2.56!
by Ghost Crow September 09, 2024
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beef potato boy

beef potato boy.
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touch potato

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.
My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.
by glenglish May 19, 2017
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A horny potato

A fat guy that needs to stroke be4 he blows
by Browntheman January 06, 2018
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potato shit

potato shit means shit that is like a potato, often used to describe something bad
hey my name is xuanrui
you're potato shit
by potatoshitaficionado October 04, 2023
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potato shit

when birb and potato knish become one and you make potato knishes but then shit in them it’s pretty pog ikr
ayo potato shit wyd mamas
by levi da March 13, 2021
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potato fries

Any form of potato cut in sticks.
Carissa: Man I need some potato fries
Amy: POTATo FRrieS???
by Pastelsaltz July 27, 2019
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