Potato

What you become when you hit puberty. Godammit.

When I don't wear any makeup, I look like a potato.

by Emimilk July 9, 2018

baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.

If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.

by docbrown3 July 4, 2014

potato basket

A basket full of rotten potatoes and fat &@$!*%# cats keep licking it!!!

Ewwwww! A potato basket!

by Poopalotinatheatreandlicking December 20, 2013

potato scallop

slices of potato mixed with cream and topped with cheese before being baked in an oven. Often confused with potato cakes by uneducated New South Welshmen and South Australians.

Potato Scallops are great with Roast Pork.

by Yazza33 April 13, 2017

Potato

A word used to (insult) others, including (yourself). Including (myself). Including (potatoes)...

(YOU) (ARE) (A) (STUPID) (POTATO) (FUCK) (FRY)!!

by Stupid_Potato_Fuck_Fry October 24, 2017

Potato

Nickname for English or French Bulldog

Look at those cute potatoes

by ThisCrazyDog1978 September 10, 2023

Potato

A food that does not taste good raw and is used in French fries and mashed potatoes. It is most commonly baked with butter.

"I ate a raw potato and it was so bad" "I ate a baked potato and it was so good"

by Oogaboogacavemanhehe June 23, 2021