Merch

To merch something is to take it as your own, put your name on it, claim responsibility, or rep something. Like a street trademark. Making a claim or backing one.

“Thats his girl? Im gonna merch that”
“All this money? I merch that”
“What i merch, thats mine”
“On me, i merch that”
“Ive been with the same shit, same block i merch”

by TBlu November 7, 2025

March Flood

A person who gets stuff done.

“Wow you get stuff done”
“Yeah, im March Flood”

by March Flood January 11, 2026

wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

by GM September 10, 2003

miss marchetta

a snobby middle aged woman who has written a book about herself as she was growing up, the book is full of ego, pride, and fantastic romantic elements about her and some bogan yobbo. personally a teacher of mine. :) any woman who has her head in the clouds, and expecially one who thinks she is better than the rest of women folk.

my sister is such a miss marchetta.

by zeke from abo land September 11, 2003

quninto marchei

Kwin-toe Mar "Kay" is a loser wating his time writing this junk like quintina and john is not infatuated with the whole 50% off shit hes is just too samrt for you guys he spends his money the smart way. unlike others "hint hint" who buys things full price. also mongolian like is dog

can't eat bread pizza basicaly nothing

by Janthonon Picciopoulosachia March 1, 2005

Holla Merchant

Someone who is too cool for School.

"Look, there's Sam Prior, he's such a Holla Merchant

by DnBsoldier July 19, 2009

rant merchant

A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.

"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."

by RantMerchant October 26, 2009