juice monkey

One human who thinks the risk of a small penis is worse than being large in order to entice those of the female kind, however, due to over-use of roids, leaves them incapable of performing any sexual act, therefore rendering the whole idea completely pointless.

Paddy is a Juice Monkey, therefore his balls are tiny.

by Dr. Kriacou December 18, 2012

Bag of Monkeys

To describe someone who is being very cheeky, instead of just being a cheeky monkey they can be a described as a Bag of Monkeys

Mike "Are you looking forward to your 50th birthday?"
Jan "It's my 40th you bag of monkeys"

by Mr HoL May 27, 2007

Monkey Ponky

the coolest monkey ever.

i love monkey ponky :)

by mplover April 25, 2009

Fruit Monkey

Is when a woman has a beautiful body (fruit) with an awful face (monkey).

Yeah I took one for the team going out with that fruit monkey, but I couldn’t resist that body of hers!

by Brutha Foreal January 12, 2009

monkey dog

a jive ass mini bladder with four legs and half an ass because the other half got et.

WHERE'S MY MONKEY DOG?!

monkey dog : aka jack russell.

by monkey dog dad February 18, 2009

Monkey fuck

the act of hanging from monkey bars while fucking someones brains out while they themselves are also hanging from monkey bars.

Dude me and Veronica went to the park last night and monkey fucked each other all night long.

by relisheddjums March 20, 2011

Wild Monkey

While having sex with her legs on your shoulders, you deficate in your hand and then through it in her face.

The wild monkey was first developed in Michigan . It is the common practice of pooping in your hand while having sex and throwing it in her face.

by Drake Johansen May 25, 2009