hairy blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking shit, while simultaneously giving him/her a haircut.

"Wow Jane, what the hell happened to your hair?!"
"Oh, I gave Joe a hairy blumpkin last night."
"Wow Jane, you two are living la vida loca!"

hairy blumpkin by Matt Horschel December 30, 2009

Hairy Feast 

A person so cool/awsome they are counted as a human feast.

Shane: Adam you hairy feast what are you up to?
Adam: Not much nigger just chillin

Hairy Feast by HWANER July 21, 2010

Hairy Poppins 

A blowjob while getting your haircut.

The chick down at the hair salon is hot. I wouldn't mind robbin' a hairy poppins from her, even if she had scissors in her hands.

Hairy Poppins by jaburquski July 25, 2010

Hairy lester

To ejaculate into anothers male or females happy highway(a happy trail that is way to fucking big) then force the person to eat it off

Hooker number12- can u just give me a hairy lester i cant handle any more cumshots in my face
Tainty salad- i dont see why either way this is going in your mouth

Hairy lester by tainty salad May 23, 2011

hairy fist 

Its when a chick has a camel toe and its so tight you can see the hair poping out of the side pockets.

Whoa did you see that, that is one HAIRY FIST.

hairy fist by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014

voluptuous hairy balls 

1. The most beautiful testicles that have many pubic hairs.

2. A weird fetish science has yet to explain

I'm using voluptuous hairy balls in a sentence

I thought you were gonna put voluptuous hairy balls in a sentence

voluptuous hairy balls are now the color blue

My wife is very into my voluptuous hairy balls

My girlfriend is very into my voluptuous hairy balls

My dad is obsessed with my voluptuous hairy balls

She has voluptuous hairy tits, I have voluptuous hairy balls, it's a match made in heaven

When i saw dad's voluptuous hairy balls................................... I wanted them for myself

voluptuous hairy balls by Moms Acid September 7, 2016

hairy flamingo 

An exceptional animal from south west Inala.... this mamal's appearance is that similar to a flamingo yet its covered in a lush thick growth of hair, thus the name; Hairy Flamingo..
these beasts dwel within non government commisioned houses and have very untamed siblings.....

Bus Driver: "this is your driver speaking.... please everybody close all your windows we are passing through the hairy flamingo's breeding ground"
Dood on Bus: dang...

hairy flamingo by Brad August 30, 2004