Touch Football

A Form of Rugby League so Its Touch Not Tackle.
Its Limited-Contact

Bob - What ta fuck is Touch Football
JS - Form of Rugby

by Walmart Tech support July 31, 2018

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Ravers foot

Whilst at a social gathering (normally a sweaty club) a person exiting the toilet with toilet paper attached to one or other or both feet. A double foot infringement can also be known as Ravers Feet

cummin up nar treacle, love ya but, can you lose the ravers foot?

by Pullinger August 4, 2018

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fantasy football

The act of inserting your clitterous into a man's penis whole while prying the penis whole open with chopsticks. This is all occurring during a fantasy football draft.

Man: Hey, can we fantasy football tonight?
Woman: Depends on when the draft is.

by Myqe the Rappist September 3, 2018

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Cum foot

After masturbating you are walking to the bathroom to clean your self up and accidentally step in cum that fell from your genitalia

“Aw shit I have cum foot”

by Keiffyboii October 7, 2018

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Carmel (NY) football is mostly known for their rivalry with The Mahopac Indians. Even though their rivalry is one sided most of the time with the Carmel Rams winning every year, they’re known for choking really f*cking hard in the playoffs against any team. All Carmel coaches are known well for their success. With their head coach obsessing over a Peanut Butter and Jelly, he is also talking about how his “weather machine” is on and well. The Rams are always mostly successful every year but they’re just known for choking on their coaches cocks and in the playoffs. Also they’re known for their insane fan section the “Carmel Crazies” as one of the most rowdy groups of them all but very disrespectful and annoying at times.

Coach: You know what week it is? PAC WEEK!
Player: Damn now I know how awesome it is to be in Carmel Football. (Not knowing that this week for practice is the most hell you can physically do in just a week)

by JamJizzJoe October 14, 2018

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