by Josh the Hammer January 17, 2018
A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.
AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.
Goon: go eat a scorpion
AB: *Dead*
Goon: go eat a scorpion
AB: *Dead*
by WitnessRemovalProgram June 12, 2018
an exclamation and/or demand that fully encapsulates the male experience of ejaculating out all of the built up trauma of being molested by Goofy from Mickey Mouse. often times after this ceremony, the man wails in tears while his partner comforts him. first seen on the pornographic video showing a male releasing his rage onto Goofy as posted PornHub.
by Benjamin Littler July 10, 2023
Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”
Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”
Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”
by peach_pit April 26, 2025
Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears
Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
Friend 1: Oh my god I have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.
by mtfort February 20, 2018