i eat sand

if you eat sand, you are one of my emo friends who are weird, and get angry at people who call you emo

"i eat sand"
"omg jonathan why r u so emo"
"HOW DARE YOU STUPID SHITTY DIMBO DUMBO IDIOT I SHALL COME FOR YOU"

by SAURCE February 25, 2022

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(I'm eating) fun dip

When you really don't give a fuck.

Origin: Bangarang by Skrillex

Thought: I have a fuckload of work to do
Afterthought: (I'm eating) fun dip
After-Afterthought: Netflix.

by BA** December 18, 2018

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Bottle Eating

When you get hungry so you decide to just go ahead and eat a bottle.

Dave: Holy Frick Balls I really wanna eat a bottle.
Tim: Do it Bitch
Dave: Try me
Dave: *Eats bottle*
Tim: I guess you could say that was Bottle eating
Everyone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by MAKER Mr June 17, 2021

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Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.

by Jimtkirk March 22, 2017

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Eat

To put food into the mouth and chew and swallow it.

Eat your food please.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

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When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

by coystags August 25, 2023

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