Leech Dick

Eric’s penis structure.

Eric sent me a dick pic and his penis looks like a leech dick.

by adamuhhhh April 26, 2020

Hilling Dick

While receiving head from a girl you fail to get an erection due to the fact that the girl is ugly.

"Man dude, this girl blowing me was so ugly I couldn't get a boner".
"Bro, sounds like you had a bad case of Hilling Dick"
"Totally man!"

by MMC78 September 17, 2016

dick strips

When you finish having sex and your dick has dried and there are strips of dried cum. Those are dick strips.

After my girlfriend left, I had dick strips and needed to take a shower.

by Udivitel August 27, 2015

MaxF's dick

Very small

MaxF's dick dick

by DVS COW April 19, 2017

Hug a dick

A more extreme way to tell someone that you are not interested in doing something. Also similar to telling someone to "piss off".

There is no way that I'm going to do that. You can tell him to go hug a dick.

by Whereismoose August 26, 2016

Dick miles

A measurement of the amount of penis a female has received.

Man, you got a lemon. Stacy has a lot of dick miles on her. Did you get the warranty?

by Antikemet March 10, 2020

Bagel~dick

When someone is really mean all the time and puts no effort into the friendship and goes out of town instead of drinking with their friends.

Drew was being such a bagel~dick when he went to the tennis tournament in Minnesota instead of drinking with us for the wake forest game!

by Druusuuks November 6, 2017