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Cracked Ass

(VERB) Ripping a nasty fart
A fart so intense it cracks a new one
1. Ugh, it smells like someone CRACKED ASS in here!

2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass
by The_StinkFooted_DingBat November 11, 2022
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Crack Pat

Crack Pat is a very weird guy who loves hanging with people and giving strange but cursed items

People do go missing, right after meeting with him
Crack Pat- hey kid, I have so thing to sell

The kid- what is it

Crack Pat- A game disk

The Kid - O cool thx

1 day later- A child is missing
by FireSlayer177 November 15, 2022
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i was on crack

the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?

edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"

friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
by penis of johnson. November 29, 2022
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Ghoul Crack

Cracking knuckles one by one as seen on the anime "Tokyo ghoul"
I Always ghoul

I always Ghoul Crack as I like having a hand free unlike crunch cracking
by HeyitzHelium May 3, 2022
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Crunch Crack

Cracking of knuckles in the usual balled fist format, often used by bullies as intimidation tactics
I Crunch Crack as idk how to Ghouk Crack 🤷🏻 ♂️
by HeyitzHelium May 3, 2022
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Cracked Out

When someone is so amazingly good at something that watching them perform the task is the equivalent of watching an average person who is on crack do the task. This can range from any task from typing fast, cooking well, being alert, etc.
Person 1: Dude did you see James in the 400m sprint? He beat everyone without even trying!

Person 2: Yeah, holy shit dude, I swear James is cracked out.
by Jane Doe324 May 6, 2022
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Crack Cocaine Super Meth

when some is acting so stupid/high that you ask the question "are you on crack cocaine super meth"
Random dude "BRO HES 1 SHOT"
Bob " BRO WHAT ARE YOU ON CRACK COCAINE SUPER METH HE WASNT 1 SHOT"
by idk poob? May 8, 2022
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