1. Ugh, it smells like someone CRACKED ASS in here!
2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass
2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass
by The_StinkFooted_DingBat November 11, 2022
Get the Cracked Ass mug.Crack Pat is a very weird guy who loves hanging with people and giving strange but cursed items
People do go missing, right after meeting with him
People do go missing, right after meeting with him
Crack Pat- hey kid, I have so thing to sell
The kid- what is it
Crack Pat- A game disk
The Kid - O cool thx
1 day later- A child is missing
The kid- what is it
Crack Pat- A game disk
The Kid - O cool thx
1 day later- A child is missing
by FireSlayer177 November 15, 2022
Get the Crack Pat mug.the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?
edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"
friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"
friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
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Get the Crunch Crack mug.When someone is so amazingly good at something that watching them perform the task is the equivalent of watching an average person who is on crack do the task. This can range from any task from typing fast, cooking well, being alert, etc.
Person 1: Dude did you see James in the 400m sprint? He beat everyone without even trying!
Person 2: Yeah, holy shit dude, I swear James is cracked out.
Person 2: Yeah, holy shit dude, I swear James is cracked out.
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