An asshole that has sperm :
- Covering it
- Oozing from it
- Dripping from it
- Fingered from it
- Licked from it
- Covering it
- Oozing from it
- Dripping from it
- Fingered from it
- Licked from it
"I think she's 'the one' Momma!!"
-That's wonderful dear, she reminds me alot of myself at her age - However did you know?
"When she begged me to munch her 'Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut' while she was workin away on my dishes and loading the front loader.. I only wish her Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut was as half as chocolaty and creamy as yours always is Momma"
- Awww.. You must be so very hungry dear , here's something for you to eat!
-That's wonderful dear, she reminds me alot of myself at her age - However did you know?
"When she begged me to munch her 'Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut' while she was workin away on my dishes and loading the front loader.. I only wish her Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut was as half as chocolaty and creamy as yours always is Momma"
- Awww.. You must be so very hungry dear , here's something for you to eat!
by DRiZZ KiD September 4, 2016
Get the Chocolate and Cream Dick Donutmug. These cookies come out in the Fall and are sold by the any of the members of the Girl Guides of Canada.
They are made of a chocolate biscuit with a layer of mint on top and covered in a chocolate coating.
They are made of a chocolate biscuit with a layer of mint on top and covered in a chocolate coating.
by tink87 February 20, 2009
Get the Chocolate Mint Girl Guide Cookiesmug. This act involves a minimum of one woman and a partner. The woman must be in a period of menstruation. She first will lay back spreading her legs. The parts then squats over her and deficates into her vagina. He then performs oral sex on the woman, eating every last bit or feces from her vagina.
by King James III January 22, 2005
Get the Chocolate Chip Cherry Piemug. When a two homosexual males engage in such mass quantities of anal sex that their nut bags get caked with fecal matter, while in Hawaii.
Robbie and Billie loved their honeymoon in Maui...Billie wasn't fond of the "Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts", Robbie on the other hand, couldn't get enough!
by Rhudolph the Red-Nose December 12, 2010
Get the Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nutsmug. Noun: When you pull a used tampon out of a girl and stick it up her ass, it becomes a chocolate covered cherry popsicle
by Chuck Tooth February 20, 2005
Get the Chocolate Covered Cherry Popsiclemug. This involves taking a camping trip with your girlfriend in Florida during the middle of the summer. On day 4, you collect the fromunda Cheese under their breasts and then jam it in their ass. Then you whip it into a heavy froth with aggressive anal sex. Once stiff peaks are achieved, the woman screams “order up!” And proceeds to spray the mixture all over the guys chest and face.
I took my girl to a Cheesecake Factory, now she’ll surely give me “The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake”.
by Chillidogman August 26, 2021
Get the The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecakemug. To shit on your girl or hoe's chest while spinning in a circle. The when the poo is curly you cut your pubes and put the shavings on top for sprinkles and then ejaculate on top for the icing =Chocolate Twisty with Sprinkles and Icing!
by Ninja Mook July 22, 2009
Get the Chocolate Twisty with Sprinkles and Icingmug.