Dooshá-bag

1. Mix a Jersey Shore male cast member with a Jerry Springer redneck,parent's money, aviator sunglasses,1 pair of fingerless gloves and a photo album of ex-girlfriend's(drunk and naked)of course but not by choice. Best chin gum chewing bitch I've ever met.
1.My husband forwarded me about his lifelong dooshá-bag friend .
2.Bar scene:Vomiting female at the end of bar and dooshá-bag already has alibi.

3.D Hartnotmyman dooshá-bag grow up and get off your parents insurance.

4.Even wears his dooshá-bag outfit while he is working.

5.Dooshá-bag shut the fuck up!
by Charles Sandercox June 16, 2018
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bag of drama

someone that enjoys causing continuous drama.. unfortunately also carrying a lot of baggage usually being the cause of said drama.
man.. i can't stand nicole. she's such a bag of drama. there she goes causing problems again...
by kyllah January 19, 2009
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Squeezing the bag

"Squeezing the bag"- verb
Metaphor, in reference to box wine.
When hope seems to be empty, yet an individual has the cunning to think outside the box, (or rather inside- pun) and discovers that there is always more hope to be found.
Kelly thought that she had finally hit rock bottom, but after squeezing the bag she found the strength to carry on.
by Makskye July 25, 2017
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Bagging a honey

Having a girl ready to get intimate and close to you with your charm.
Friend: So how's it going with the ladies? Haven't heard of you bagging a honey recently..
Man: Yo homie good timing! I just bagged this honey in my class last week.
Friend: The dime you went to movies with?
Man: That's right my dawg, she even made me breakfast the next day!
by Lyricsta March 3, 2016
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bag of cray

All sorts of crazy. When describing something as "cray" is just not enough.
Damn. I don't understand this girl at all. She's just a bag of cray.
by bagofcray July 11, 2014
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Jone Bag

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you.

Commonly used phrase: you will suffer
Minimalist, wears only one sweater every day. Probably changed shirt?

A cool guy, might let you copy off of his work
Is NOT fucking around he will slit your fucking throat.
Chooses not to do any non-math homework
Person 1: oh no I didnt finish my homework
Person 2: it's okay, Jone didn't even try to do his
Person 1: who's Jone?
Person 2: that's Jone Bag, that one scrub who cleans, but doesnt change his CLOTHES
by IdkWater February 23, 2019
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bank bagged

When you fuck a girl in the ass and upon pulling out, a fecal mist explodes not unlike a bank bag dye pack.
Man I was fuckin this hoe in the ass and when I pulled my fuck stick out she bank bagged me!
by Zeppel February 28, 2014
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