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National Dick slap day

On April 12th it is national Dick slap day. All ladies should grab at least one dick and the guy won’t mind.
Today I grabbed 69 dicks for National Dick slap day.
by Big nasty 69 May 25, 2018
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Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.
by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015
mugGet the slapping the black man's kneemug.

National slap a teacher day

On January 23 everyone slaps one of their teachers and then leaves the class.
person 1: did you slap Mrs.Gehle for National slap a teacher day?
Person 2: No i slapped Mr.Mikecawk
by Mikecawk January 21, 2020
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he-bitch-man-slap

One of the choice weapons in any reputable pimp's arsenal. Not quite as good as a pimp slap, as the he-bitch-man-slap can only be used to pimps to male gigolos. However any such threat of the he-bitch-man-slap should be backed up by a wavering of the pimp hand and should make the bitch cower like jelly being eaten by a wobbly man from jim davidson's generation game.

In short: Weapon for controlling He-bitches
"Don't make me he-bitch-man-slap you man!"
by Jeffrey Douglas August 30, 2006
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March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass
me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month
by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020
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National slap tommy day

Slappp a tommy if you know him on April 19
It’s national slap tommy day slap of u know a tommy
by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019
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