Flipping the Canadian bird

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼

Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”

by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020

bird with the buttah on the flip side

Crazy, bald headed hawaiians who are still in the closet use this phrase when they want to order up hot man sex with lots of lube.

Ease back, Jack and give me da bird with the buttah on the flip side

by christian pineapply dp April 22, 2011

shit eater bird

A bird that likes to eat from its own or other birds own shit.

Eww, look at that shit eater bird eating bird shit.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Peelie-birds

Are birds in a children's fairy tale.
They tell the story of the struggle in their land against the evil Zurtledurks.

The Peelie-birds gathered from all around
To welcome the traveller bold
They twittered, their tale to unfold

by Susie Percival April 21, 2008

Dog birding

When their dating app Yeah photos may be new or old but they’re exactly what you get

“because they’ve been single for a bit - their app pictures needed to be vetted for dog birding”

“saw her in 2010 and in 2020 and damn she looks good in any decade, she can dog bird me any day”

“When mr Bridgerton asked if the drapes matched the curtains , people were confused - as the Barron’s, were not known for dog birding” (Read in a British narrative accent )

by Asdefinedbycardib April 28, 2021

Birds of color

When you are hunting for dove, many black birds fly over you and under no circumstances can you shoot them. To be more sensitive to the black birds feelings they are to be called birds of color.

Don't shoot the birds of color, dove only!

by anonymous September 7, 2020

The birds and the corn flake

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding

Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?

by Xerts March 14, 2022