going into the office

Meetings and chit-chat till 12:00, pub until 15:00 then "wobbly pool" until 16:30 then home.

I'll be in bed by eight tonight I'm "going into the office" today.

going into the office by mokeyknifefight March 10, 2022

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Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

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the O • The OC • The One • the office • The Offspring • the octopus • The One That Got Away • The Oreo • the other • The Other White Meat

bounce by the ounce

a cocaine infested bald man in a club dancing like nobodys watching! you would think that he is extremely high but the shocking truth is that he is not on drugs or anything

me: bounce by the ounce
him: oh no that that drugie

bounce by the ounce by abudbhdqbwhjerdbgy3bqjk3e June 20, 2022

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power in the outlet

as in "you don’t have power in your outlet"
1. you can’t keep going, you need to stop, you are burned out.
2. you are not that smart, you have no clue

Doug: power in the outlet! i got it.
friend: let me guess, another fast, bright idea?

Doug: sudoku.

power in the outlet by wickedestslam July 30, 2022