HOE CHECK-KING

The BEST at keeping the workplace dry and making you feel like an idiot even when you are right about something.
aka Jeremiah Shaddy

J: Your heads down but i know Jesus isn't what you are looking for.
H: you aren't sending me orders...its not my fault...
J: Learned that lesson huh
D: Now that's hoe check-king

by Hoe check prince April 19, 2022

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king's alarm clock

When you wake up while receiving a blowjob.

Whats the best way to wake up?
dude you have to invest in a King's Alarm Clock.

by ADang December 15, 2013

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Flying Apple King

Most amazing person in the world. Often confused, but in an awesome way. Knows how to make people love him\her.

Hey, have you met nick?

Yeah, he's such a flying apple king!

I love him.

by Mjannechacha November 24, 2011

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The LA Kings are a professional hockey team based in Los Angeles, California. They are members of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference in the National Hockey League. They have won championships in 2012 and 2014. Some notable Kings players include Anze Kopitar, Ilya Kovalchuk, and Drew Doughty. They play at Staples Center in Downtown Los Angeles.

Wayne Gretzky is one of the greatest Los Angeles Kings players ever.

by Rjsrjsrjsrjs September 24, 2019

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Sitting at the King's Table

A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.

Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.

dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.

by quasimotoh2 April 11, 2011

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