A very wise fat guy has once said this and ever since this piece of intellectual text has been published, life has been very extraordinary for this fatty. If this has been said amongst others, just to let you know they assert dominance flexing the amount of puss they get. In reality we are happy for this guy as this shows he can chat to the opposite gender.

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omg guys she sent me two videos 🤤🤤
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Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.
Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!
by KoolKStreet August 02, 2021
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Australian two step

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"
by Little England April 03, 2017
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Hamo one-two

Accepting blame for someone else's negligent or abusive actions
"I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"
by AliceDHunt May 08, 2013
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Two Factor Authentication

A sex position where a person stimulates their partner by wriggling their index finger in their partner’s anus whilst wriggling their tongue in their partner’s nostril.
My boss made me undergo a two factor authentication before I could log into my computer.
by The Smooth Surface July 07, 2022
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Two Factor Authentication

If you use Two Factor Authentication you have a death wish as you will never get back in if you don’t have your phone number.
by Trashmenger August 11, 2024
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