rust in my crust

When you are a very crusty kid and you take a shower and get left out. Now you have rust in your crust.

Person one: Your crusty you should take a shower.
Crusty kid: yeah I should. After i'm going to play outside!
*later*
Crusty kid: Oh no now I have rust in my crust because I was out too long!
Person: Yikes! You should pour coke on that.

by ijgfiu davhaj February 25, 2019

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Rustling through the bush and found berries

When you put your hands down a girl's pants and find she is a man.

Trans Bangkok

Chad: "I thought I met this girl at the club..."
Aron: "What happened?"
Chad: "I startled rustling through the bush and found berries."

Aron: "Did you taste them? "

by ABeardedAsian March 12, 2019

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Rusting Fiddles

When you dip your fingers In peanut butter and rub a girl's vagina like you're playing a fiddle.

I'd give you some nice rusting fiddles

by flalfal March 27, 2019

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Rustam

A rock. Just a plain old rock on the ground.

Get that Rustam out of my face!

by geewizz444 March 28, 2019

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rust bykle pump

when you beat someone on for honour but you've already had a week ban from psn and don't want to call them a cunt so you respond to their hate with 'your are rust bykle pump' just to let em know.

mate you yeah, your are rust bykle pump

by The Rush-in Recruit April 15, 2019

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