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potato

1. Go-tier blessed food which can be easily eaten in anytime as chips, fries, mashed, etc.

2. a common computer
person 1: bless thy food of the gods

person 2: my computer is potato
mugGet the potatomug.

Potato Syndrome

A psychological symptom that is most common among Gamers, particularly those who have recently owned a high-end gaming device after an extensive period of time using low-end ones, which are commonly referred to as Potato PCs or laptops. Although their new devices can run high graphics, gamers with Potato Syndrome would experience anxiety and worry that high settings might over-stress their devices and would turn the graphics down.
-Man I just bought a 4090 but I just worry I would destroy it with all those settings.
-Oh you have severe potato syndrome from your mom's laptop, just turn those graphics on don't worry.
by Davy2236 July 31, 2023
mugGet the Potato Syndromemug.

Potato Discount

When adding a product worth less than $2.99 makes your overall Amazon order cheaper.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping — otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.
I needed my order fast and didn’t want to pay $2.99 for overnight shipping, so I added a $0.69 potato to my cart. That Potato Discount saved me $2.56!
by Ghost Crow September 9, 2024
mugGet the Potato Discountmug.

potato

by funny cube guy February 26, 2024
mugGet the potatomug.

potato sack

a person who has lost all or part of both legs and both arms aka a quadruple amputee
Boiii you still gonna hit that? She's a potato sack
by dictionaryDude7896 January 28, 2020
mugGet the potato sackmug.

Mashing the potatoes

When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.

Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."
by FilledZac November 22, 2019
mugGet the Mashing the potatoesmug.

Toast Potato

Someone who identifies with a piece of toast and doesnt want to be a couch potato. (My girlfriend)
"Baby you're such a toast potato."
by That_one_weabo February 19, 2021
mugGet the Toast Potatomug.

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