House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun

by Death Menace October 22, 2023

Mad House

Motor City Mad house

Has message

My name is ted nugent.

it such a Mad House i can hardly get next to myself, you predophilic brits

by MineOwedWu's July 12, 2021

Jacks House: R

a version of jacks house

" Lets go play Jacks House: R " " Okay "

by Jack Huntsman May 1, 2022

Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.

Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.

by ROBop March 18, 2023

Tiny house

When two women; who are 5ft or shorter; Eiffel Tower a guy (guy gets pegged by one of the women when doing the other)

Cathy and Beth; looked at Figo and simultaneously suggested they “tiny house” him.

by YurtSquirt69 September 11, 2020

round house ninja

A name given to a person who is so fluent in the use of the round house kick that he/she can use it in virtually any circumstance, and has mastered every aspect of the round house kick.

He's a round house ninja, I saw him take down three people with a single kick.

by Ushinawa Tamashi August 6, 2011

Housed

To have inhaled food.

Did you see Lindsey? She housed that watermelon.

by Donnie23 May 25, 2017