John Ceena

1. A fucking steroid-fed badass who is great at RKOs
2. A bold catch move
3. A complete asshole who was too lazy to work out so he had steroids for breakfast.

1. "Woohhh that guy is such a John Ceena"
2. Did you see the John Ceena that this guy did on that asshole ? God that was good.
3. U little John Ceena

by Monday ripper May 2, 2016

Pink John

When a man or a woman gets on all fours and a man or a woman gets under them and licks their asshole, while the person on top masterbates onto the person below.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Wally John Blacks

Slang word for female breasts.

Can be shortened to Wallys

What a splendid pair of Wally John Blacks.

by Denster GR September 2, 2010

John Wayne Gacy

A Pschycopath.

Who deserved to be shot in the head.

" John Wayne Gacy died by lethal injection, after his head was bashed wide open by a dozen police officers who he tried to entertain as a clown. "

by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006

John Gomez Syndrome

An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being John Gomez. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.

Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks

by RoxerMan October 24, 2014

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

35th President of the United States. Kennedy served honorably in the Navy during World War 2 and later became a US Senator. He ran for President in 1960, narrowly defeating Vice President Richard Nixon. Kennedy was the first Roman Catholic President, and he was also the youngest man elected president. His presidency was marked by the Cuban Missile Crisis and by strong support for space exploration. Although Kennedy had run on a platform that included racial integration, he was criticized for not pushing the issue strongly enough while President. Kennedy was assassinated on January 22, 1963 in Dallas, Texas. The identity of Kennedy's assassin or assassins has been the source of much speculation. One government investigation found that Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone killer, while another investigation found that Oswald and others had conspired to kill the President. Kennedy's assassination was one of our nation's greatest tragedies. Many remember Jack Kennedy for his inspiring words and for the youthful and exciting atmosphere he brought to the White House.

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
-Jack Kennedy

by Bleurgh Resurgent January 30, 2005

Jimmy Johns Challenge

Can you be freakishly fast????

Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)

THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??

Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.

Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.

by GOAT... The little pinky toe February 14, 2014