Dirty James

The act of plugging one’s big toe in the ass hole of the receiver without having lubed the toe up or given any warning prior to this dominating sex move
“Last night I was completely subdued by the Dirty James that he pulled on me!”
by TobascoSource December 03, 2020
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Scio Dirty

A Scio Dirty is a person who meets all of the following criteria:

-Lives in or within a 2 minute drive of Scio, OH
-Has one of the following: At least two broken down cars in their front yard/ has grass so long it looks like the plains of Africa/ has a house that looks like it would be perfect in a horror film
-has the appearance and odor of someone who has yet to discover soap
-finds backyard boxing to be one of the best "sports" ever
-frequents the Scio bridge and/or Scio park
-are generally despised by nature, normal people, and God.

Scio dirties tend to congregate together at first in nests. Once a nest has been established, the area becomes toxic, driving all other residents away or corrupting them into dirties. Many parts of Eastern and South Western Scio are over-run with dirties.

Dirties are classfied into 4 tiers
tier 1- little fag that amuses you with how he thinks he is emo
tier 2- over-inflated sense of worth and strength, walks in middle of road
tier 3-random acts of stupidity, will try and fight you if given a chance
tier 4-will kill you if you enter his territory

Dirties are not harmed by conventional weaponry such as bats or sharp instruments, as they are too stupid to register the pain. Soap has been found to create an effective barrier to warding off dirties. Being caught in the rain burns their skin, as it is as close to a shower they will ever get. Intellectual conversation will stun most low level dirties, but will enrage a tier 4 dirty.
by hasagik1 December 21, 2010
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Dirty Snail

While engaging in sexual intercourse during the missionary position, one pulls his mushroom tip from the vaginal cavity and sprays his partner with ejaculate somewhere between the top of the snatch to the belly button. He then carfully drops his nut bag on top of above mentioned jit and slowly drags it up to the above mentioned partners chin.
Yo, I was humpin this skank skeezer out the other night and I set this bitch off with the nastiest dirty snail.
by Zeno Rock May 27, 2008
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Dirty Whale

After a woman performs fellatio on a man she takes it in the mouth and leans back. Then she lies on her back and tilts her head towards the ceiling and blows the load, resembling the spout of a whale releasing air from its blow hole.
Emily gave James the best Dirty Whale of his life last night,
by Injaaa January 16, 2009
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Dirty Calum

When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost
Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum
by Dansknr April 20, 2020
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A Dirty Stratton

(To give someone a) To stir a drink (usually a Jack and Coke) with one's member and then have a lady perform oral sex.
Last night was crazy...All I can remember is getting a Dirty Stratton from my roommate's sister!
by DPJohnson November 28, 2007
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Dirty Tacklebox

When your girlfriend takes off her panties and her vag smells like a dirty tacklebox.
Tony: Dude last night I finally hooked up with Theresa but she has a dirty tacklebox!
by raulhe June 14, 2009
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