Cunt Wad

When a male ejaculates into the pubic bush of a female and the hair clumps up after the seamen drys.

Lisa had to go to the barber shop to get the Cunt Wad cut out her boyfriend Jafar gave her the week before.

by STPEHC January 27, 2010

trench cunt

A disease or pathology whose etiological factors range from general promiscuity, usually with individuals of questionable health themselves, particularly in large numbers, to poor hygiene; presentation symptomatically of itching, foul odor, histological inflammatory response, rapid deterioration from a fresh pink appearance to a blown o-ring or mudflap appearance of the vaginal labia and vulva proper. Other symptoms may include spontaneous production of dairy products and brewer's yeast. The condition moniker etymologically is derived from the similar condition that is a bane to soldiers in training known as trench foot.

That fucking two-bit slag of a bitch Judge gave me five years probation for jay walking. His trench cunt was obviously no longer in remission, perhaps he should change his tampon before getting septicemia on top of it all.

by Dr. Giggles, OB-GYN June 4, 2009

Bubblebath Cunt

A bubblebath cunt is a person that camps or repeatedly kills you in an online deathmatch on Xbox Live.

"Oh xXD34thL0rd666Xx has killed me 3 times in a row the bubblebath cunt!!!1!"

by Mike Oxxard December 3, 2009

cunt mechanic

A person, primarily a physician and more specifically a gynecologist, or other professional such as a midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women , who induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an abortionist.

"Where's Brenda?"

"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said breezily.

Midge grunted. "Poor kid."

by Guy Dalziel July 16, 2008

cunt flutter

the vibrating effects on the clitoris produced by a queef as it exits the vulva

After I saw the amount of cunt flutter on that ho, I knew I had fucked her good.

by SAQ Master June 11, 2006

cunt grabber

a person who enjoys grabbing cunts.

im a self confessed cunt grabber

by danger13 April 6, 2013

Stingy Cunt

A stingy cunt is someone who is unwilling to lend a hand such as lending money although they may not have use of it for the time it is borrowed

Mad cunt: Oi deadly lad, chuck me 5 bucks for a slurpee I'll pay you back tomorrow mate. Fuck you're a stingy cunt!

Deadly cunt: No cunt I can't give it to you mate sorry I need it

Mad cunt: you're not every going out today the fuck you mean?

by Stinge Victim August 20, 2017