Redneck Birds 

Massive amounts of airborne trash that fly around in the sky (commonly found at country music festivals), impersonating actual birds.

Dude 1: Dude do you see those birds?
Dude 2: Dude those aren't real birds, those are redneck birds!

Redneck Birds by Durbo14 July 27, 2014

Guilty Birds 

When you're up so late (normally due to impending deadline) that the dawn chorus starts, reminding you of how tired you're going to be the next day and making you feel guilty for leaving the work until the last minute

Ahhh man, i had to stay up so late to finish this work that the guilty birds were out, then i felt bad!!

Guilty Birds by 9457read July 3, 2011

Wooden Birds 

An abundance of clothes pins on an empty clothes line, resembling birds on a power line.

Hand me one of those wooden birds so I can close up that bag of chips.

Wooden Birds by A WHITE GUY July 26, 2017

the rolling birdhouse 

a sexual act where the mn shoves both of his feet up his own anus and the female chews his genitals.

elroy is the best at the rolling birdhouse

the rolling birdhouse by assBlood March 13, 2015

Play angry birds 

the act of pooping while playing angry birds, becoming synonymous with the act of pooping itself.

"Honey I must "play angry birds" before we go out to dinner."

"Hey, going to play angry birds right quick!"

"I want to go play angry birds but we are at your mothers house!!!"

Play angry birds by R double Big D December 4, 2011

The Birds and The Bees 

A metaphor... Just a metaphor.

Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!

The Birds and The Bees by Nellz Bellz January 17, 2019

Birdie num num 

Name of bird food used by Peter Sellers in the move "The Party".

"Um, birdie num nums." Peter Sellers mutters as he empties the box into the cage

Birdie num num by Cogswell Gearhead September 20, 2005