Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.
Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."
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What Tevya and his drinking-buddies imbibed humongous quantities of while raucously singing, "To Life!" in "Fiddler On The Roof".
If Tevya and his fellow Orthodox Jews were so restricted and reserved by their "traditions", why were they still free to wildly whoop it up and swig gallons of Hebrewed beverage in the taverns anytime they wanted? Seems kinda like a convoluted double-standard to me.
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