Chris is typically a long nick giraffe ass looking motherfucker a skyscraper built body build regular people can reach Heights up to 6 feet or 6’1 he is the 14th floor no scratch that the 24th floor he’s perfect for Bodyguard work and he’s a mamón OHH and don’t let him get too drunk he might call your mama fat his dick is laughable he’s a computer and he glitches a lot and it was a Chris Who played slender man in the movie.
Jose - “yo I got rob last night ion feel safe”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”
by CHRIS DAZ November 23, 2021
Get the Chrismug. A drug cocktail of Ativan, prednisone and omeprazole, all found at the scene of Chris Cornell’s death and believed to be the reason for his suicide.
by whamola99 August 16, 2021
Get the Chris Cornell Cocktailmug. An awesome guy who is like not awesome but he still is...... His jokes are good tho..... I think .......
by Mr.Keinplan August 8, 2017
Get the Chris Keinplanmug. A dumbass
by Apple juice 1 May 13, 2023
Get the Chrismug. 
by Sean The Skinny Loser August 15, 2022
Get the Chris Kutylamug. Digging a hole, knowing you've already gone too deep but you keep digging because to stop would draw attention to your complete lack of knowledge, bad decisions and general failings.
First coined 1st August 2021 when UK Member of Parliament Chris Bryant was repeatedly and mercilessly burned on Twitter. Even long-time adversaries of the MP begged him to come off the social media platform after he alleged that Pinochet was a communist.
Undeterred, the MP went on to make such a fool of himself that the phrase "Doing a Chris Bryant" was used.
First coined 1st August 2021 when UK Member of Parliament Chris Bryant was repeatedly and mercilessly burned on Twitter. Even long-time adversaries of the MP begged him to come off the social media platform after he alleged that Pinochet was a communist.
Undeterred, the MP went on to make such a fool of himself that the phrase "Doing a Chris Bryant" was used.
Having a Bryant - When you are in over your head, but you keep digging while pretending you know what you doing.
Boss to Painter. : "You know this wall was supposed to be blue, why did you paint it yellow, then proceed to paint the house, your car, and the old lady sitting on the bench outside?.. Did you paint that baby's face!? "
Painter: "I knew it was wrong, but people were watching! I just kept on going, as if that was all planned. People looked horrified when I was painting people and dogs and cars, but I just had a Chris Bryant moment. I literally couldn't stop being a prick. I was waiting for someone to take the brush off me, but they never did."
Boss to Painter. : "You know this wall was supposed to be blue, why did you paint it yellow, then proceed to paint the house, your car, and the old lady sitting on the bench outside?.. Did you paint that baby's face!? "
Painter: "I knew it was wrong, but people were watching! I just kept on going, as if that was all planned. People looked horrified when I was painting people and dogs and cars, but I just had a Chris Bryant moment. I literally couldn't stop being a prick. I was waiting for someone to take the brush off me, but they never did."
by Dic Penderyn August 1, 2021
Get the Chris Bryantmug.