Wet Brit

a term coined for something snarky, generally in the context of a sporting event.

Man, that ball flight is so low.. atleast it's going to run like a wet brit.

by Jabari 101 November 2, 2020

Wet

a feeling guys often mistake for discharge

beckyy!! mark kept telling me how wet i was and how good he is making me feel so i had to fake it

by Meganlovesx December 3, 2021

Wet Edith

When Joads unload, Edith takes out her teeth. Everyman jacks off to Edith when porn is boring or, frankly, disgusting. Yes, I blew big time, wet edith, throw away that sock.

girl, I apologized three times, your wet edith hits my taint, you drilling my hole hard, EDITH

by allahalan September 7, 2025

Wet Hepeople

A vocal group of masculine-identifying individuals who are apparently moist, presumably due to either a) bladder control issues, or b) significant sexual arousal in those lacking a penis. Most easily identified by their use of hashtags that lack the use of capitalisation to distinguish individual words, and their demands that their tiny, nonrepresentative group be allowed to trample the rights of others.

Wet hepeople demand that the election be overturned!

by Umlimo January 16, 2021

The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.

I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.

by Checkoff April 17, 2024

Wet Boogy

When a person sticks their finger in their nose and then puts it in someone’s ear and wiggle it around.

Eww Bobby, did you just give me a wet boogy?!?

by Hot nippies January 16, 2024

i wet my self...!

when u get real scared, u laughed to hard, or chugged 1/2 bottles of water (totaly didnt happen to me)

here is real story
me: truth or dare?
friend: dare
me: wghars ur dare
friend: drink 1/ 2 bottles of water
20 minutes later
me: uh oh
friend: dude you have to be kiddng me
me: i wet my self...!
friend: laughs so hard*

by i eat air November 1, 2025