Take the cart

The urgent and overwhelming need to take a shit. In honor of Seahawks receiver DK Metcalf who, in a game in 2022, had to be taken to the locker room bathroom on the trainers cart to avoid soiling himself.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten those sketchy shrimp tacos, now I need to take the cart!

by NorseStar November 9, 2022

Lott Take

The antithesis of a hot take. A Lott Take eschews any meaningful insight instead providing only obvious observations. E.g. "We didn't win the game because the offense didn't score enough points and the defense allowed too many points."

Can't wait to read this week's Lott Take *eye roll*

by Monkey Boiz November 11, 2022

take you thru Thea

Intends with sexual inter course

I’ll take you thru Thea

by 1-800YaMotha November 19, 2022

TAKING IT IN THE TONKA

The act of getting ass plowed by another he or she or he-she. This also refers to consuming narcotics by cramming them up your poop shoot.

My Tinder date be taking it in the Tonka. She ain’t gonna be walking straight for a week.

Also reference :

I took a Perc in the Tonka, that’s it money.

by Marion Cobretti Esq. November 22, 2022

Taking an L

Taking LSD (drugs, acid)

I had a 4 hour conversation with my dog after taking an L

by BayleyHeen January 1, 2022

Take the L

BEING A NOOB BWAHAHAHAHAHA

TAKE THE L NOOB

by Chessysussy January 5, 2022

take it for granite

To presume dat something is "rock solid".

Prudential Financial uses da Rock of Gibraltar as their logo, but even in their case, one should not automatically "take it for granite" dat dey will keep you fiscally secure in all aspects and areas of your life.

by QuacksO January 21, 2022