Top goon

Someone that watches too much porn and oversexualizes everything

Person 1: The wind almost blown me away
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs

by OfficialRN July 15, 2024

X on top

X on top is a term used when saying that you are not interested in anything else than a physical relationship and that you would not grow attracted to anyone giving you that.
The uses include but are not limited to:
1 a Greating
2 a Personal Message
3 a Good Bye
4 a Random Phrase

Example :
Hey Stacey X on top.

Now X on top.

Ok see you later Stacey X on top.

In the club he just kept saying X on top and some girl took him to the bathroom.

by JamalSlide January 7, 2018

irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023

Top Kin

Your top kin or number one kin is the character you kin the most out of all the characters you kin.

Person #1: Okay I already asked you who you kin from MHA, but who's your overall Top Kin?
Person #2: My number one kin? ....Probably Dazai Osamu from Bungo Stray Dogs

Person #1: .....A-are you okay?

by PuffBallsUnited123 March 15, 2022

Cheesy Top

when you're with a girl at a Chucky Cheese and she gives you head while she's eating pizza

"I was on a date with this hot chick and she gave me Cheesy Top out of nowhere."

by XD_Humanoid February 8, 2021

Top fuel

The highest grade of cannabis,weed , flower, marijuana,Mota.

That bubba Kush is top fuel.
Smoke walks into a dispensary and ask the bud tender , "what's the best top fuel you have today"?

by Human Being 3 July 18, 2021

Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*

Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*

by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015