sir sloppy

A dickhead on Xbox

That dude we played with last night was a major sir sloppy.

by Teiculover January 18, 2017

playing snoopy

A person pretending to do something but actually wants to find out what you're doing.

Whenever I'd go out and check my plants. These people like playing snoopy.

by ignoremonsters123 April 6, 2017

combover sloppy

When someone brushes there hair over your lap and gives you a really wet blowjob. Forming a warm moist sheet of hair over your junk.

Bro 1: Oh dude last night she finally let me do it.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.

by Torvliet April 24, 2017

vegetarian sloppy joe

Eating out the ass after filling it up with your own cum.

Or

Really shitty sex position no one would enjoy having just like no one enjoys a sloppy Joe without mean on it.

I just had a vegetarian sloppy Joe with my dog.

by King Small PeePee January 11, 2018

Egyptian sloppy pop

When you get sloppy head from a girl and she spits your cum on a tootsie pop then continues to shove it up her asshole

Dude1: Bro lastnight this girl gave me an egyptian sloppy pop!
Dude2: oh shit man how'd it go?!
Dude1: slopilicious

by Spiffyyolife January 18, 2018

the sloppy drip

The small area between your hand and your dick that lets cum drip down to your balls after you jerk off, making a sloppy drip.

After I jerked off, I couldn’t find my cum, then felt a crusty substance later under my balls. Must have been the sloppy drip.

by Headblade April 16, 2018

Droopy Stoopy

A guy who is over 200 pounds and has boobs

Guy 1: Bro that nigga a droopy stoopy
Guy 2: Facts frfr

by Urbanworddefinitions October 9, 2018