National Smart People Day

This day you appreciate all your smart friends on October 23rd

"What's up, oh great wise one?"
"the fuck?"
"It's National Smart People Day!"

by Flarkwad October 15, 2020

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

national throw tall people

today is the day short people get to throw tall peopel ( people over 5'4 get thrown)

its national throw tall people day

by vergin January 24, 2023

People

People are fucking useless in our generation why becasue some of them are fucking useless typing and fucking provding the community

I fucking hate people

by anonymous February 4, 2024

Junkyard People

Typically white trash who smoke pall mall reds unfiltered and drink any type of ice beer. Live off of the government and usually have a warrant. Consider McDonald’s going out to eat and the women are usually fucking huge. Catch them at any trailer park and any given weekends are spent at Walmart in the sporting good section. Can’t drive and have no consideration for others. Kids do not do well in school and chew cope.

Friend: What the hell are those idiots doing?

Me: Their junkyard people what do you expect?

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021

National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

by Fartface867 April 10, 2025

Cube People

Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…

1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.

2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.

Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.

Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?

Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.

Employee: Fucking Cube People!

by Mr_Mcmister December 9, 2023