fried mouse poo

Crusty dry poo.

Fried mouse poo is disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 May 19, 2023

Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

by greenlan July 29, 2018

Peek-a-Poo

During intercourse, your girlfriend, without warning, sticks her finger in your (preferably) virgin butthole.

While Ms. K and I were getting it on last night, she gave me my first Peek-a-Poo!

by TarotChick82 June 12, 2021

wet poo

You wet poo means someone is smelly stick burger and is a poo fart

Johnny is a wet poo

by BigLadConnor September 8, 2022

Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

poo poo male

A poo poo male is an individual of the male sex that enjoys consuming big poo content. Can be usually found browsing Youtube Kids.

You truly are a poo poo male, have my kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Every woman ever to the poo poo male

by poopoomale1 October 9, 2023

poo beater

Cockney rhyming slang for a homosexual

That bloke is such a poo beater

by WeeaboosUnite October 26, 2017